Man goes to doc for cock extension. Doc suggest baby elephants truck stitched on for 3 grand. Man agrees. 6 weeks later while having dinner with a new woman he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner his penis flies out and steals a bun off the table and goes back. Wow she says can you do that again. He says my cock can but I don't think my arse can take another bun.