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StevieMcK


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How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 16.02hrs on Fri 20 Apr 07
Three. One to do it, and two to say, "Nice turn, nice turn..." grinning smiley

Aviemore


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Re: How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 20.51hrs on Fri 20 Apr 07
what's the difference between a snowboard instructor and his students??

about 2 lessons.....winking smiley

growwild


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Re: How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 21.23hrs on Fri 20 Apr 07
Q. What do skiers and human sperm have in common?

A. They both have a one in million chance of becoming a human being tongue sticking out smiley





StevieMcK


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Re: How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 23.01hrs on Fri 20 Apr 07
Q. How many Extreme Skiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty, one to make the actual turns, and then 19 to point up and say "I could have done that".

Q: How many ski patrollers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, they simply hold it up and let the world revolve around them.

Q: How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
A: Ohhh fu*k - sorry dude!

Q: How do you become a millionare as a professional skier?
A: Start out a billionare

gregor


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Re: How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 12.15hrs on Sat 21 Apr 07
This photo ...

[flickr.com]

... I think says everything you need to know about skiers.

jonners


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Re: How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 13.16hrs on Sat 21 Apr 07
That is a nasty one piece suit there.

I took this pic last year in Val Gardena, Italy. Notice how he is going for the SOS sign, he needs help!





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jonners


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Re: How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 13.21hrs on Sat 21 Apr 07
Oops, attached the wrong pic, here is the correct one:

Attachments: dodgy suit val gardena.jpg (122kB)  
boarderdownunder


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Re: How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 14.20hrs on Sat 21 Apr 07
That's magnificent. 'Appelez les gendarmes de la mode!' as they (might) say in France...

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