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Re: How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Date Posted: 23.01hrs on Fri 20 Apr 07
Q. How many Extreme Skiers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty, one to make the actual turns, and then 19 to point up and say "I could have done that".
Q: How many ski patrollers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, they simply hold it up and let the world revolve around them.
Q: How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
A: Ohhh fu*k - sorry dude!
Q: How do you become a millionare as a professional skier?
A: Start out a billionare